The Jews/Aliens/Illuminati/Freemasons rule the world. They control all the banks and all the governments in the world. Obama/Romney/Any leader of any country is a Jew/Alien/Illuminati/Freemason. Israel is the home of the Jews/Aliens/Illuminati/Freemasons and are in cahoots with the Rockefeller/Rothschild/Any rich family, who also happen to be Jews/Aliens/Illuminati/Freemasons. I know this because I read it on a site with a black background, size 20 comic-sans font with lots of capital letters. I know this guy is telling the truth because he's just a normal guy like me who was contacted by a Jew/Alien/Illuminati/Freemason. He is now campaigning to reveal the truth the the world. 9/11 was also caused by the Jews/Aliens/Illuminati/Freemasons. They also control our minds with chem trails and fluoride in the water. The moon landing was hoaxed because the Jews/Aliens/Illuminati/Freemasons have a base there. The holocaust wasn't real, the Jews/Aliens/Illuminati/Freemasons faked it all to get a hold on the worthless and inhospitable piece of sand and mountains known as Israel.
This is literally every conspiracy ever in one paragraph. Choose the one you believe in and stop believing in it, because they're all pretty much the same. If you single out one group of people/aliens and build an entire conspiracy around them, your conspiracy is wrong. If there is someone controlling all the world and all the banks, he's doing a pretty shitty job if you ask me. That's the one detail you all seem to miss. The world is in terrible fucking condition. If someone was controlling the world, we'd have alternative energy because there's no possible way the world can rely on oil and coal for much longer. If someone was controlling the world, there would be no global warming because Mr. In Charge would have realized that this would destroy the fucking world if he didn't do something.
I'm sure there's going to be someone that will pull something out of their ass like "The Jews/Aliens/Illuminati/Freemasons planted you" or "It's all a web of lies, there is no global warming or oil crisis". Let me remind you that no theory has been created without solid proof, and you HAVE no solid proof. If you say that I can't disprove it I'll say it's too roundabout and ambiguous to be disproved because of the amount of bullshit you came up with.
Here's a dose of perspective for you.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07
This is what you sound like.
Wow. This has to be one of the most retarded "articles" I've ever read. "There's one detail you seem to miss. The world is in terrible condition. If someone controlled the world we would have free energy blah blah BLAH". Holy shit you have to be the most ignorant person I've come across in a LONG time. You're so arrogant and have such a massive ego that you mistake your complete ignorance for a lack of logic on the side you argue against. You pretend to know the agenda of those in control, and your childlike notion of the utopia earth should be if it were ruled by a few elite only puts on display the range of your naivety. It's glaringly obvious to anyone who has don't even the slightest amount of research why they have not converted to free energy. I don't expect you to learn anything from this because it would take a whole lot more than a few paragraphs to bring you up to speed and educate you to the point where you have even the most basic understanding of what's going on in the world today. I merely wanted to point out to you how YOU sound...which is to say you sound like a 2nd grader mocking a high schooler for presenting formulas and solutions to Calculus problems because they have letters in them and the 2nd grader is under the impression that math only ever deals with numbers.
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